B.Z. Humdrum is an author in San Francisco. You need to know more? That's certainly nosy (but flattering)! He is a curmudgeon, a spendthrift, a doodler of doodles, but mostly he just writes biographies of himself on book authoring web sites. His children’s books are loved by little ones and tolerated by adults. A biography would not be complete without a list of his favorite spices: sage, saffron, and paprika.